Friday, September 30, 2005

Stacey's Mom

First off, before you begin reading let me apologize ahead of time if this particular yodaism offends you as I will handle this particular subject matter with the respect and dignity that is deserved. Now with that said, there is a select group out there that guys generally talk about around the ole' water cooler, so to speak. The select group that I'm referring to are the attractive looking moms or if you want to put it more bluntly, MILFs which is a term you know so I won't go any further. Anyways, its this select group that have guys the world over debating, as well as, choosing who they would have relations with if the opportunity ever presented itself. Though its considered a fleeting fantasy, which changes over the years as we grow up, it a fantasy we keep till the time we're born till the time we die.

As a guy, there are many attractive single females out there who can turn our head no problem at all. However, there is also the attractive looking mom's, single and/or married, that can turn a guy's head to the point where we turn into either Wayne or Garth from Wayne's World and simply say schwing. Hey, as stupid and immature as that sounds, its a guy thing which some, most, or all guys will never outgrow. Yet, the question can be asked do women do this as well with fathers who are either single and/or married, which may be the single most stupidest question that I have ever asked. Yet, in all honesty, its not wrong to be attracted to these select group of people just as long you don't act on it because it will potentially open up a Pandora's Box one will never be able to close.

Without a doubt, there are slew of celebrity moms that some, most, or all guys want to hook up with. Its these particular moms that guys know they don't have a chance with but it doesn't hurt to dream that it could happen. Such celebrity moms that are on any guy's proverbial list to hook up with are of course Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Heidi Klum, Brooke Burke, etc.. However, though attractive they may be, my list is a bit different as my picks are of the following ladies such as Reese Witherspoon, Michelle Pfeifer, Catherine Zeta-Jones,Demi Moore and Julia Roberts. Let me ask you this question ladies, which celebirty dads would you like to hook up with if the opportunity presented itself?

Over the past 9 years, there are or have been kids who have attractive moms and you can't help but notice them. Its oftentimes hard not to notice as you see them on regular basis when they drop off in the morning and pick up their child/children at the asylum in the afternoon. Guys, as well as girls, have an unspoken signal when an attractive mom/dad is seen. For myself and my best friend, I usually just look at him and give a head nod to look in the particular direction that I am motioning to or I walk over and tell him. Not only do you see them you talk with them and get to know them, but it has never gone beyond the professional level and it will always be kept that way.

In retrospect, moms can take it as a compliment that guys think of them in an attractive way. In a sense, moms every now and then want some reassurance that they still got it and have what it takes to attract a guy. Essentially, it gives a woman an ego boost that guys, espeically young guys find a particular mom's hot, fine, and/or phat, which is totally wrong in they eyes of her child/children. Whether or not you agree, I am simply stating my opinion on this particular subject matter, which I hopefully kept on a respectable level. In the end, if I could be perfectly honest to all the ladies who will be a mom someday, you might be or will considered to be a Stacey's Mom which is a song by a group known as Fountains Of Wayne.

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