A Real Good Man

Someone once said, ~A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.~ Without a doubt, there has always been a general consensus among women that they can never find any good guys out there anymore and if they do find one they're either gay or married. Ladies, let me tell you something: the good guys you are looking for are not hard to find because they've always been right there by your side physically or in spirit for you when you needed them, but refused to see/accept them as anything other than just a friend. So ladies, please accept the following apologies from the good and decent guys of the world like myself who basically say as a whole with heartfelt regret I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that we're just not that cute enough to go on a date with you because we don't fit the type of guy you're looking for who doesn't really measure up to the level of cuteness that you have in your mind. It's a level that we may very well be close to, but unfortunately we're not high enough on the scale of good looks to be given one's full and undivided attention. If I may ask, where is the so-called bar set so we can either aspire to be or change/improve whatever it is that we're lacking so we can reach or at least go past the bar you so nicely set for us to climb. Hey, it's okay we're fine with it as we've gotten used to those challenges and if they’re not met we still have our winning personality going for us that you've seemed to always mention.

I'm sorry that we've always had the time or took the time out of our possibly busy lives to spend time with you to talk, vent, and/or be there as a shoulder to cry on unlike your current or past relationships who chose to spend time quality time with their boys rather than quality time with you. The sleepless nights staying up with you as you eventually felt better probably didn't matter to you much knowing that we could have not only said no to talk, but bit our tongue from saying I told you so because I cared about/loved you that much not to. All in all, it's been a pleasure being there for you when you needed someone to turn to when you were sad and/or miserable and when you left my side you left happy and in good spirits. I wonder why that is?

I'm sorry for being the well mannered gentlemen who treats you with the utmost respect that you are truly deserving of. We guess respecting your boundaries and treating you like a lady isn't what you want in a guy after all. So what we're thinking is you want a guy who is the total opposite as he is totally disrespectful to you by not only getting way too close into your personal space, but also seeing you simply as an object of his affection, which wouldn't absolutely make you the least bit uncomfortable. Oh, before I forget, remind me again if staring at your chest while talking to you is appropriate or do we have to look at/into your beautiful eyes that seem to just light up your face when you smile.

In retrospect, there are so many more things that we're sorry about, but unfortunately they wouldn't be able fit in the usual 5 paragraphs that you've read in these Yodaisms. Thinking about it, in every nice guy there lies a bad boy just wanting to get out and yet its our choice whether or not we want to throw away our integrity to become someone that we have to face in the mirror every single day. Remember this ladies: bad boys come and come, but he's a nice guy that will always be there for you helping you pick up the pieces of your heart when you're left in tears. So, ladies rethink passing up that guy who may not be a jaw droppingly sexy hottie because in the end, he'll turn out to be for you, a real good man, which is a song that sort of reflects this thought by country superstar Tim McGraw.